The mom of others is so laborious virtuous, and my Mom however very " frowsty egg " . Although have a suit kitchen art, also connect bake slightly, however all the day I nod flicker insipid outside sell. She can sit to standing absolutely, can lie to sitting absolutely. The activity of the school, she never attends, the teacher sends inform her of alternative blindness. When I look for her to play, she is met certainly Lai Hu breathes out the ground falls toward sofa, resembling is was ticked off to join the body by sofa: " alas quite tired! You yourself can play! You yourself can play!!
别人的妈妈都那么勤劳贤惠，而我妈却很“闷蛋”。虽有一身厨艺，也略通烘焙，却整天忽悠我点难吃的外卖。她能坐着绝对不站着，能躺着绝对不坐着。学校的活动，她从不参加，老师发的通知她都选择性失明。我找她玩时，她一定会赖呼呼地往沙发上一倒，像是被沙发勾连住了身体：”哎呀怪累的！你能不能自己玩儿！”
4 grade once, mom is to stung by conscience probably, agree to accompany me to enter the activity of fruit assorted cold dishes of class. Mom shut him mysteriously in the evening that day close in the kitchen, I knock knock: "Mom, unapt so urgent, still have several days of compositions anyway! Are you clearing away some of what after all? " she opens an a crack between a door and its frame slightly, show half pieces of face, eye ground has delimited a light, pretend to be lofty path: "Nature's mystery cannot be divulged, to moment you know " say, slam door, asked me to eat a bowl " a thick soup that close the door " .
四年级有一次，妈妈大概是良心发现了，同意陪我参加班级的水果拼盘活动。当天晚上妈妈就神神秘秘地把自己闭关在厨房，我敲敲门：“妈妈，不至于这样急吧，反正还有好几天嘞！你到底在收拾些啥？”她微微开条门缝儿，露出半张脸，眼底划过一道光，故作玄虚道：“天机不可泄露，到时候你就知道啦”说罢，砰地关上房门，请我吃了一碗“闭门羹”。
"Be worthy of is a frowsty egg, block cloak attack by surprise, really babyish to incurable. " I spit groove secretly in the heart. Long for eventually that day, what 3 outfit get full to the brim is move to tidy chest like mom conjure, we go to stop all the way, reaching base already was breathless. The case opens that ases if momently come loose in whole house full golden light, everybody runnings view and emulate our equipment.
“不愧是个闷蛋，遮遮掩掩，真是幼稚到无可救药。”我在心里暗暗吐槽。终于盼到那天，妈妈变戏法似的搬出三个装得满满当当的整理箱，我们一路走走停停，到达基地已是气喘吁吁。箱子打开的那一刻仿佛整间屋里散满了金光，所有人跑来观摩我们的装备。
Mom fed material to still take a lot of adornment and tool besides what abound, printed picture of a pile of assorted cold dishes attentively still even, everybody borrows material to want a picture to her. The white porcelain disc of unified configuration is completely on other desk, only my mom used the dish of modelling of of all kinds that her specially buys, we made 4 elegant work. Although mom often does not enter an activity, but she attends is the son with whole the most beautiful class.
妈妈除了丰富的食材还带上了很多装饰品和工具，甚至还细心地打印了一摞拼盘图片，大家都向她借材料要图片。别的桌上全是统一配置的白瓷圆盘，只有我妈妈用了她特地买来的各色造型盘子，我们做出了四个精美的作品。虽然妈妈不经常参加活动，但是她一参加就是全班最靓的仔。
Since then mom fame big a confusion of voices, want to the activity is appointed to be a group leader by the teacher only, my dawdler mom is regretting up to now oneself are exposed too early, also cannot become again army deserter.
从那以后妈妈名声大噪，只要有活动就被老师任命为组长，我的懒人妈妈至今都在后悔自己暴露得太早，再也不能当逃兵了。
Weekend afternoon, already was deep autumn, deciduous leaf full ground. The invitation of mom in spirits I fight Xie Geng, I with mom of conquer of stalk of a leaf 5 leaves straighten, mom sighs, refuse hand middle period straightens, two tactics inserts bag, "Go, come home rest rest! " to lengthen this precious playtime, I pretend to suffer a defeat, let mom intentionally repeatedly battle is gotten the better of repeatedly, she is so complacent that she admire a chin, "Look, ginger is old still hot! Ginger is old still hot!!
一个周末午后，已是深秋，落叶满地。妈妈兴致勃勃的邀请我斗叶梗，我凭着一个叶梗战胜妈妈五个叶梗，妈妈叹口气，扔掉手中叶梗，两手插兜，“走吧，回家歇歇去！”为了延长这宝贵的娱乐时间，我假装失利，故意让妈妈屡战屡胜，她得意得仰起下巴，“看吧，姜还是老的辣！”
Hey! Really dull, play a game to also want to fool her, my helpless booth hand, be seized by a whim collected Xie Ju of a phoenix tree to be on mom head, point to the shadow on touchdown. "Mom looks quickly! Imperial crown was worn on your head. " mom sees shape drew out a mobile phone quickly, brush brush camera lens, slow like the robot stiff rotational body, move shadow to the wall, the upper part of the body maintains do not move, fall slightly crouch. " do not move, move high point, toward right place, the hand does not shake. " " good, had been patted, was thrown! Was thrown!!
哎！真无聊，玩个游戏也要哄她，我无奈的摊了摊手，心血来潮捡了一片梧桐叶举在妈妈头上，指着地上的影子。“妈妈快看！你头上戴了皇冠。”妈妈见状迅速掏出了手机，擦擦镜头，像机器人一样缓慢僵硬地转动身子，把影子移到墙上，上半身保持不动，微微下蹲。”别动，举高点，往右点，手别晃。”“好了，拍好了，扔了吧！”
The likelihood is in lay eye, my mother is very young, very dull, very frowsty egg. Fine fine taste on one time, in these " frowsty egg dull " there is a mother however in the thing not die out childishness and reticent to me love. Be frowsty egg mom, to me dull life is scattered went up a candy.
可能在世俗的眼光里，我妈妈很幼稚，很无聊，很闷蛋。细细品上一番，在这些“闷蛋又无聊”的事情中却带着一丝妈妈的未泯童心和对我无言的爱。正是闷蛋妈妈，给我平淡无味的生活撒上了一把糖。