My mom loves clean
我的妈妈爱干净
You see “ you, so smelly, so dirty sock is put on the chair, how don't you love clean so! Said to you so much is alled over, do not change namely! ” mom resembles there is father like the lion.
“你看看你，这么臭，这么脏的袜子就放在椅子上，你怎么这么不爱干净啊！给你说了这么多遍，就是不改！”妈妈像狮子般吼叫着爸爸。
“ did not get angry, I am washed immediately, not to be repeated. ” father resembles only puny bunny replying softly.
“别生气了，我马上去洗，下不为例。”爸爸像只弱小的兔子温柔地回答道。
You say “ how much all over this word, not to be repeated, not to be repeated, so long, you still do not change, this is the last time, if still do not change, do not blame me impolite to you! ”
“你都说多少遍这话了，下不为例，下不为例，这么久了，你还是不改，这是最后一次了，如果还是不改，别怪我对你不客气！”
Be worn by the lesson of firm firm like the prey that pitiful old father resembles old Mom. At this moment, should be turn for me to come on the stage, I should save him. Before I walk up, say disapprovingly: “ did not make a noise, did not make a noise, because did not wash a sock,not be, have what alarming, fast respective busy go severally. ” is abrupt, old Mom face about comes, begin a lesson to remove me to come: Does “ write a composition was your desk arranged? Write exercise to be not cleared away every time, spitball throw about, go cleaning rapidly! ” my heart thinks: I will help father, did not think of to ignite the upper part of the body, how so hapless!
可怜的老爸像老妈的猎物一样被狠狠的教训着。这时，该轮到我出场了，我要去救他。我走上前，不以为然地说：“别吵了，别吵了，不就是因为没洗袜子嘛，有啥大不了的，快各自忙各自的去吧。”突然，老妈转过身来，开始教训起我来：“你的书桌整理了吗？每次写完作业都不收拾，纸团到处扔，赶紧去打扫！”我心想：我是来帮爸爸的，没想到引火上身，怎么这么倒霉啊！
My mom loves to eat strong-smelling preserved bean curd
我的妈妈爱吃臭豆腐
The old Mom that loves clean so likes to eat strong-smelling preserved bean curd unexpectedly, this makes me fab really, old Mom ate to come back outside commonly, buy not carefully this much, be forced to bale bring back the home. I and father come cheerly to door mouth, just opened the door, a bad smell was full of whole corridor immediately, “ Mom, you eat strong-smelling preserved bean curd again! I call ” . “ is honest too smelly! You still say ”“ I, your bean curd and my sock also is about the same. ” father takes pleasure in other's misfortune the ground says. “ I next time not such, I assure. ” mom has been cleared away rapidly, throw into ash-bin. I think: Father signed up for the enemy of one arrow eventually.
那么爱干净的老妈竟喜欢吃臭豆腐，这真让我难以置信啊，老妈一般在外面吃了回来，这次不小心买多了，只好打包带回家。我和爸爸兴高采烈的来到家门口，刚打开门，一股臭气顿时充满了整个楼道，“妈，你又吃臭豆腐了！”我喊道。“实在太臭了！”“你还说我，你的豆腐和我的袜子也不相上下。”爸爸幸灾乐祸地说。“我下次不这样了，我保证。”妈妈赶紧收拾好，扔进垃圾桶。我想：爸爸终于报了一箭之仇。
This is the mom with my that clean love.
这就是我那爱干净的妈妈。(文/张焱斐)